The end of another school year is nigh, and that means that in less than one month I will descend upon the Midwest once more to wreak a fiery havoc upon my beloved home state of Minnesota. I always await this time of year with giddy anticipation because with this change of location comes the unexpected culture … Continue reading »
Monthly Archives: April 2012
That shit cray.
I don’t know if you’ve heard yet about the gem of a human being that is Courtney Stodden, but I’ve just recently discovered her and I’m just giddy with excitement. Her life is like a terrible, bloody train wreck and you just can’t look away. A synopsis: 16 year old Courtney wants to be an … Continue reading »
Springtime for hipsters.
I’m thrilled to announce that spring has officially arrived in New York state and I couldn’t be happier. The air is fresh and clear, the sun is shining, there’s not a cloud in the sky, and the hipsters have come out to play. I’m a particular fan of this time of year solely because it … Continue reading »
Embarrassing / Health & Fitness / Life / Love & Sex / Rant / Travel
I’m a heinous bitch.
Contrary to what you might be hoping I am, indeed, still alive and was not detained by Cuban authorities while on the island. I am back, tanner than ever, and still full of sass, so back the fuck up off my nuts. This week has been truly harrowing because I have been PMSing like a … Continue reading »
